(via the-cupcakerie)Source: oohhhbaby
“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”
(via hellogiggles)Source: ed-free-maggie
Real talk time: I am terrified of becoming a crazy cat lady. Mostly because I realized that being a crazy cat lady doesn’t sound that bad.
They won’t die alone because they have their cats, and also they don’t even have to make arrangements for a funeral plot because their cats will eat them.
When I discovered that you were making The West Wing available streaming, I was overjoyed. For too long it has been too difficult to watch this wonderful program, bar spending a ridiculous amount of money on the DVDs.
However, after having just spent approximately nine hundred twenty four minutes watching the entire first season of The West Wing, I hate you.
I had big plans over winter break. I was going to write cover letters, and go hiking, and instead I am unable to stop watching President Bartlet and his administration be amazing. So, Netflix, you suck.
P.S. I refuse to acknowledge that any future I may have as an unemployed crazy cat lady is in any way my fault.