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"The ‘wide-set vagina’ [line] is one I have a special affection for because that’s the line we had to throw ourselves in front of the train tracks with the MPAA [for], because they didn’t want to let us keep that line. We made a whole stink about them being sexist because ‘Anchorman’ had Will Ferrell walking around with an erection. Like, you really think a teenage girl speaking about her anatomy [is the problem]? We threw everything at them, and they finally said, ‘FINE! You can keep the line.’"

- We talked to a whole slew of folks (director Mark Waters! Damian! Aaron Samuels! Kevin G! Gretchen Wieners!) about making Mean Girls — all in honor of the movie’s 10th (!!) anniversary. (via entertainmentweekly)
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“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”

-Tina Fey

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Cartoon by Emily Flake. For more from this week’s issue: http://nyr.kr/13bSjbt

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Real talk time: I am terrified of becoming a crazy cat lady. Mostly because I realized that being a crazy cat lady doesn’t sound that bad. 

They won’t die alone because they have their cats, and also they don’t even have to make arrangements for a funeral plot because their cats will eat them. 

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Kroll Show. Get psyched.